if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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