this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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