I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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