absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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