dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
please don't ironically join a cult
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