You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I have feelings that need drinking.
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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