quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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