Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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