I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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