Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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