he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
