I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The police scanner is talking about you again....
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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