is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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