I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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