Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
