Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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