I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
