Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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