she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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