Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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