Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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