WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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