Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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