I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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We need to feng shui this bitch.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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