just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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