Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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