About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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