come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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