im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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