Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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