That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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