Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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