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I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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