marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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