Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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