Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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