I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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