you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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