found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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