Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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