I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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