she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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