He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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