Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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