Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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