I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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