Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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