Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
