My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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