im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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