Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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