i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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