ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
ok first of all what the fuck
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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