I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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