): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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