I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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