apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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