What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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